yes, i'm obsessed with flight of the conchords, but who wouldn't be obsessed with mutha uckers?? you have to love that shi.

one of the things that i love about my relationship with amy is that we can end a phone conversation with, "i gotta go. i need to poo," and that is totally acceptable. say no more.

2 more days til free slurpee day!

so amy came to fresno to visit, and i had to work today because i'm the only one trained for a certain person's job who is on vacation. whenever i fill in for that position, the hours are 11-7:00. my normal hours at my normal position are 12-8:00.

since amy was here this morning, i considered going in at 11:00 for about a half second. ultimately, i decided to play dumb and go in at noon so that we could go out to breakfast. i heard that the nazi at work was looking for me at 11:00, wondering if i remembered to come in at all today.

but i'd do it again any day!

ok, they did it with legally blonde, so why not do a musical for snakes on a plane? how 'bout it, broadway? we're talking to phil collins's people.

...but then again, aren't we all?

amy's giraffe impersonation